she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord
Should never be alone or especially have to eat alone in public. I know how much girls love their food so like if you’re a girl whose out and about eating all by yoself, hmu pls, I’ll even buy yo food.
Is what I wish I had. I was at Chipotle today up saw and this extremely cute Asian receptionist that always greets me and my friend when we lift with a warm welcome and smile. I mean they’re supposed to Do that but something about the way she greets us is different. It was one of those perfect set up to hit on someone. She was sitting outside all by herself by the gate. She was at a table for two but someone had taken one of the seats. I was with my friends and we all knew she was alone. It was like those situations where you know when someone is looking at you cause I’m pretty sure she knew we were checking her out cause she kept glancing over and I almost locked wye contact with her. Me and my friends thought not so many pickup lines we could have said but were all too pussy to make a move. I had the idea of bring my chair to her table and telling her that I ” accidentally took” the char at her table as an excuse to talk to her. When she was leaving, she went to go inside I guess to use the bathroom but when she opened the door to go inside Chipotle cause we were all eating outside, she totally like arched her back slightly and stuck her butt out a little when opening the door. It was an interesting moment because her luscious hair was flowing in the breeze and everything. Such beauty. Anyways, bout to go then gym and spit some game. Wish me luck. LOLjk
I’m not an artist and I jizzed myself.
If you get this for an artist, it’s pretty much a guarantee you’ll get laid that night.
Makes me want to start drawing again.. :’o
Leonardo DiCaprio after losing to Matthew McConaughey
Do they just nominate him and not choose him on purpose!? He deserves at least one shieet.. LOL
fuck you and your cute ass face and your cute ass smile and your cute ass personality and your cute ass everything i hate you